Phil said that this reminds him of me. It's from a site called fmylife.com. Whenever I'm feeling down I look at this site. Never fails to cheer me up.

the scenario...

"Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML"

aaahahaha I'm the clumsiest person ever!